New Arrivals from the Dock

The paint is barely dry on these new boat shirts. We just pulled these fresh designs out of the harbor, featuring the latest in deadpan dock humor, questionable captain logic, and the harsh realities of boat ownership. If you spend more time fixing your bilge pump than actually floating, these are for you. We don't do flashy vacation resort tees here. This is gear for the people who actually own, slip, crew, or just hang around the marina drinking cheap beer while giving unsolicited docking advice. Check out the newest additions to our lineup, from heavy cotton tees that can survive an engine oil stain to hoodies for those damp, early morning bait runs. Whether you're looking for a fresh layer to wear while scrubbing the fiberglass or just need something clean to put on after a long weekend of sanding the hull, we've got you covered. Grab our newest gear before the season ends or before your boat needs another thousand-dollar repair—whichever comes first.

Fresh Gear for the Marina

Keeping your wardrobe updated is almost as exhausting as boat maintenance, but significantly cheaper. Our newest designs span across our classic boat humor t-shirts and cozy boat hoodies for those brisk morning runs out of the harbor. We're constantly adding fresh, salty humor to our lineup, whether you need a heavy-duty layer for scraping barnacles or something breathable from our boat tank tops section for the mid-July heat.

• Fresh T-Shirts: New deadpan jokes printed on reliable cotton that survives salt, sweat, and spilled bait.
• Latest Long Sleeves: Perfect for keeping the harsh sun off your arms while you pretend to know what's wrong with the outboard.
• New Hoodies: Heavyweight fleece additions that make those damp, 5 AM dock walks slightly less miserable.
• Updated Ladies Gear: Fresh cuts and designs for the women who actually know how to tie a proper cleat hitch.

If you don't see exactly what you need in this fresh haul, you can always fall back on the tried-and-true classics in our best sellers.